Kidotes (kid quotes)

I used to write this stuff down and have realized I can't find the paper I wrote them on! It's been years since I've jotted down something funny Peyton has said...or has it been years since she said something funny, naw; that's highly unlikely. I'll keep searching for that piece of paper but in the mean time here is a conversation we shared on Sunday:

I decided to try washing her hair in the sink instead of getting soaked trying to wash it from the outside of the shower while she is in the inside trying her hardest NOT to put her head under the water so the soap does not run in her eyes. YES, I give her a wash cloth the hold over her eyes to avoid that but she is crazy what can I say. So as I am washing her hair in the sink she is resting her head inside the basin...
Me- OK honey I need you to lift your head up.
Peyton- Like this (lifting her head)
Me- yes
Peyton- it's hard
Me- I know, it's going to take a little strength on your part but you can do it.
Peyton- But my head is just so heavy cause I've got all that math up there!

THAT's Peyton!